February 2012
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Teacher: Sherlock, someone told me you were cheating on the test
Sherlock: Who was it, Donovan? I bet it was Donovan.
Teacher: She said you-
Sherlock: -Ah, Moriarty's smart. He planted that doubt in her head.
Teacher: ...
Sherlock: That little nagging sensation, you got to have to be strong to resist.
Teacher: ???
Sherlock: You can't kill an idea can you? Not once it's made a home...
*bonks Teacher on forehead*
Sherlock: there.
Teacher: ... Right, that's it. Detention, young man.
HOLY TIMELORDS BATMAN
goingfreakinnuts:
fregglover:
YOU GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?
When Matt Smith regenerates, we will have 12 Doctors. You know what this means?
We can finally have Timelord of the Month calendars.
And clocks.
And eggs
And any other of the 10,000 things that come in a dozen. Each personalized with a Doctor.
I actually can’t…
sarcasmandshowtunes:
they-say-im-a-dreamer:
...
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RACHEL, I TEXTED YOU I'M TOO LAZY TO GO TO YOUR...
much love
My mother: oh look, a woman is going to play j-
Me: John in the cbs version of sherlock, called elementary, yes I know.
Her: oh. Ok. Benedict cum-
me: Cumberbatch is supposed to be in doctor whos 50th anniversary. I know.
Her: he's also in s-
Me: star trek. Yes. I *know*.
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: right. do you get like text alerts or something whenever their name is mentioned?
Me: there's a thing that does that?! thats should be a thing. I want it!
Master of none.: MATT SMITH, HUGH LAURIE AND... →
a-bit-not-good-yeah:
americanloveslondon:
derpiarty:
EXCUSE ME WHILE I AM DEAD. can I just say that I won’t survive Hugh motherfucking Laurie playing in Sherlock. I know there won’t be any Moriarty, but HUGH. HUGH. WILL. BE. IN. SHERLOCK. ….HUGH. HUGH.
Is this…
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
Jhlhklhlhlhlhl IWANTTOGOTOVIDCON.THEYHAVECHAMELEONCIRCUITGIGS.
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
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FUCK. Too busy texting rachel that I missed my stop on the bus. Crap.
